gee whizzertoday at school all of my friends kept pointing out that underneath my eye was all yellow and bruised

and I had to keep explaining, yes yes, that is because my bones in my face shifted when they put a metal post in my upper jaw isn’t it nice yes yes. 

also I fucked up my thumbs again. at this point they are literally the grossest thing on my body. I should stop that. 

it’s a little disturbing