grimelords:

I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?

it’s true we don’t

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

What do we say to the god of death?

Persephone: it pisses me off that people ignore the hymn to my mom that talks about how great we are together and instead believe this is against my will

Persephone: I mean I have you tied to the bed how would I not be into this

Hades: please can we not talk about your mom during sex it's really uncomfortable

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

sorry guys. I got a new computer and this one lets me take photos

It may be like this for a while

technically I am a 100% board certified glasses wearing female, but you’d hardly ever see me in them

technically I am a 100% board certified glasses wearing female, but you’d hardly ever see me in them